Survival Guide for Landlocked Mermaids by Margot Datz

$22.00
Language English
Binding Hardcover; 72 pages
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[Atria] Immerse yourself in the enchanting realm of artist Margot Datz, where wit and warmth come together in a treasure chest of insights for navigating the choppy seas of dating, mating, and life beyond the shore. The landlocked mermaid is the modern woman’s spirit animal—caught between being a cosmopolitan queen and a domestic goddess, wild yet wise. Through Margot’s fabulously painted mermaids, captured in hilariously relatable predicaments, you can sail through the whimsical waters of love’s desires and the murky depths of your most complex feelings. Whether you’re nurturing your inner water garden or gracefully dodging the waves of aging, her nuggets of wisdom offer a refreshing cocktail for life’s ebb and flow. Filled with cheeky mischief and sage advice, this book is like a bottle of fine wine—meant to be sipped, swirled, and savored. So whether you dip in for a quick taste or dive in for a full plunge, A Survival Guide for Landlocked Mermaids promises to be your deli
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Survival Guide for Landlocked Mermaids by Margot Datz
$22.00
Language English
Binding Hardcover; 72 pages

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